Movies

Men In Black 2

This movie is a sequal to Men In Black, it is about a company that moniters alien activities and alien beings on Earth they go kill the alien if the alien is being destructive or causing problems. In this movie, Jones has to get deal with a light that will cause Earth to blow up if it isn't sent away, so the only one that knows more about the is agent K, and he had his memory washed away and so, they have to get it back and send the light to outer space. It makes more sense if you watch the movie.

My rating: 4 out of 5





National Lampoon's Van Wilder

Van Wilder is a Romantic Comedy. It is about a guy named Van who is in college, but he never goes to class because he loves college, and when his dad finds out that he is still in school, he cuts off his finance and so he has to finance his own way through college. He does this by having people pay him to throw parties. While he his throwing parties, this reporter is writing about him, and then he is forced to graduate and you'll hae to see if he does.

My Rating: 4 out of 5





Spider Man

Spider Man is about a Teenager (Peter). When Peter gets bit by a spider, he is very drowsy and sick, the next day he wakes up and he notices that his muscles got bigger. As he goes through the day, he finds out that he can climb walls and shoot webs. He gets into a fight with his uncle and later that night, someone kills his uncle so he goes after the person that killed his uncle. He catches that person and he decided from then on that he is going to save lives and fight crime for his uncle. It isn't easy for him, because there is this green villian that he has to fight and he fights him and kills him, but after he kills him, he finds out something that could ruin his life.

My Rating: 5 out of 5





Just Married

Just Married starring Ashton Kutcher and Brittany Murphy is about a couple that just got married and they go on there hunny moon. The go to Europe and they have trouble because they almost catch a hotel on fire and then they have to go to find another one and they don't have any money, so they go to this place that is really crappy and full of cockroaches. Also while they are there, they tell each the truth about things and they get in a big fight and come back to America. I will not give away the ending.

My Rating: 4 our of 5





Old School

This movie is about guy that buys a house from a University and after he gets in it, the University tells that they want it back and that are evicted. The only way that they can keep the house is to have a soriority there. So they get a soriority and they have to pass this test, and they pass it, but one of the guys (who died) didn't take the test and so that brought there score down and they failed. They then found out that the dean was doing a skeem because he didn't like them, so they got the dean arrested and you'll have to see what happens.

My Rating: 2 out of 5





One Hour Photo

One hour photo is about a guy (Si) that works in the Photo processing department at SavMart. He has worked there for about 10 years, and he has this regular customer, a lady and her son. Si is so lonely that he imagines that these people are part of his family, so every picture that they have processed, he orders one more for himself and they don't that. This other lady turns her photos in and there is a picture of her and the other lady's husband. When Si sees this, he gets pretty angry. You'll have to watch and see what happens.

Si says something in this movie which I think is an amazing thing, it goes something like this: "None of my customers realize this, but everytime they push the shutter button, they are freezing that moment in time."

My Rating: 5 out of 5





Bringing Down the House

Bringing Down the House is about this guy who meets a girl (Charlenee) in a legal chatroom. So, he invites her over to his house for dinner, before (on the internet) she sends him a pic of her, but she is in the distance, so he thinks she is a white blonde girl. When he answers the door, she is black, and has brown hair. So, he boots her to the curb, but then she gets back in the house and she asks him to see her case (because she escaped from prison). He says he would, but he doesn't know that she escaped, so he gets into trouble. Like I said about the other movies, you have to watch them to understand them.

My Rating: 3 out of 5

Books

Dreamcatcher

Dreamcatcher is about four guys (Jonesy, Pete, Henry, and the Beav). They go to there cabin in the woods in Maine, Jonesy and the Beav find this guy who has really stinky farts and burps. They know that there is something wrong with him, but they don't quite know what. They put him in one of their beds and when they go back to their room to check on him, they find blood drops making a path to the bathroom. They ask him is he is alright, and he said go away, so they bust down the door and go in there, they find him laying in the bathroom and there is something in the toilet, they cover up the toilet, and they try to get rid of it. Meanwhile, Henry and Pete are driving and there is a lady in the middle of the road just sitting there looking at them, they go by her and they wreck, and so they get the lady and go to a shelter, and Henry runs back to the cabin. You have to read it to understand it more, and I think that this a really good book, I know it is long, but it is good.

My Rating: 5 out of 5